The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)

6.7 10 min Movie
ComedyHorror

IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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Cast

Paul Clemens Paul Clemens Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey Michael James Kacey The Doctor
Fay Kato Fay Kato The Mystic
Melissa Paladino Melissa Paladino The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan Brian Rohan The Murderer
Richard Gale Richard Gale Narrator (voice)

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